Potty Humor

When my sister had the first grandchild, I watched him grow up, learning these little phrases for things and enjoyed all of it, hoping that my kids would do some cute things like that. One of the things he did was call his toots "burps" and I just thought that was so cute. Well, I have tried to teach my kids that word instead of some others, but Tommy has again changed the rules. I had a regular burp after a large sip of coke, said "excuse me" and commented that I seemed to have a few of those after drinking so fast. Emma chimed in, "Yeah, well, I had 2 barking spiders in the bathroom!"