- (Pointing to the box that holds some popular toys in the house and is labeled.) "Mommy, you need to put an "S" on that word to make it "Legos.""
- I put him to bed for the second time in one night, and tell him he shouldn't be out of bed unless he is dead, dying or bleeding. "I'm a little bit dying."
- "Emma, will you always be older than me?" "Yes. But I won't always be bigger than you."
"I will be smarter than you!"
- "That girl over there has brown skin, but her feet are white."